Where every meeting is a divine experience
Don't have time for a consultation
We have a meeting for the sake of meeting, and another meeting to discuss the first meeting. And another meeting to summarize the meetings.
Our meetings are so efficient, you'll be back here again and again, like a moth to a flame, drawn to the warmth of pointless discussion.
But don't just take our word for it, come see our meeting-martyrs.
(Please note: We do have coffee. It's not very good, though.)